a little girl who grows up thinking all doors are automatic but actually she’s haunted by a really polite ghost
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
Someone come do cute fall things with me like apple picking or walking through a corn maze
You mean a… Maize maze?
Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation
Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED
you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination
do u ever forget to sleep or eat or drink water or something and ur like “oh shit yeah I need that to live”
i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth