I've been working my womanly ways in Australia for 17 years.
I like amusing things, and I hope you do too.
Please enjoy your stay and try to laugh loads.

18th April 2014

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ven0moth:

i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default

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18th April 2014

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fakefurry:

ONLY 90’s KIDS WILL GET THIS :

  • a birth certificate with 1990-1999

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18th April 2014

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policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

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18th April 2014

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"Isn’t it boring being on an all vegetable diet?"

veganprobs:

image

you tell me

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18th April 2014

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pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD <3

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Pleated Jeans

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18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from Emma's Photography

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18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from Emma's Photography

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from Take A Sip Of That

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

Source: tiorickyaoi

18th April 2014

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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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18th April 2014

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meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

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18th April 2014

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

You haven’t felt true pain until your favourite book gets made into the crappiest movie ever

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18th April 2014

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2014: the year of Bee Movie and Pingu.

Tagged: tumblrbee moviepingunoot noot2014theleastwecandoisentertain

18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from The VIllage of Bree

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18th April 2014

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notprocrastinating:

"do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” i ask, gesturing at one of the many mouths in your human mouth collection

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