hi tumblr, officialunitedstates here, with a joke for everyone. I actually don’t have a joke but thanks for reading
seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing
seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign
u ever text someone something risky and every second that they dont respond is another spike in ur blood pressure and u stare at your hand like why did u type that u fool its over the universe is crumbling to pieces this is my demise
marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you
People need to realize that there are days when you’re not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.
I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.